To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food and help a woman meet her minimum daily requirements for calcium. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Same thing goes for Chocolate Ice Cream.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.  Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. Another alternative is to eat the chocolate in very small bites. That way you don't get too many calories at one time, even if you eat it all at one sitting.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? They actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.  Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done...

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories for an entire week in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's
wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

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