Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called Bagels! 
But Seriously!
How about some practical computer info? 
 
What is the fastest way to speed up my computer?
If your computer is slow on boot-up, try the following:
(This is for windows machines, by the way)
USE THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK AND BE CAREFUL!
IF YOU'RE NOT SURE ABOUT THIS THEN
D O N ' T   T R Y   I T ! ! ! ! 
Click Start, then run. 
In the Run Dialog Box, type "msconfig"
click on OK. 
You should see the msconfig dialog box on the screen.
Click the tab named "Startup"
There will be many lines of code. If you see any lines that refer to programs you have installed but don't use,  take the checkmark out of the box. Make sure know what the lines of code refer to. I use CorelDraw, and each time the computer would start, the Media Indexer would appear in the task bar. I stopped it by removing the check box from the line of code in this manner.
You will have to click on OK then restart your machine for the change to take effect.
Only make ONE CHANGE AT A TIME. Be sure to restart after each change. 
I cut my boot up time in half with this and a few other methods. 
If you want other useful information about windows, check out the MicroSoft Knowledge Base.
You can find it on the News Groups. Ask your ISP if you are not sure how to get there.
Blaise