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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.

I think my new thing will be to try to be
a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being
real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.

If you work on a cray boat, sneaking up behind
people and pinching them is probably a joke that
gets old real fast.

If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and
you don't know how to speak the natives' language,
just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.