SERVICES

ESSENCE PORTRAITS

     So who are you, REALLY? I can Paint you as you truly see yourself, how you are without all the societal trappings, as you really are deep down inside, no matter how warped & twisted you think that part of yourself may be. All I need is at least one photograph, a few words from you outlining the above, & a one third of the total commission price down payment. Prices vary depending on amount of detail & size of canvas, example basic 16" x 20" head portrait starts at $100 US. I do not do framing.
 

DRAWINGS

     Need a tattoo design or insanely stippled drawing, graphite or colored pencil work? I do that too. No friggin' bowls of fruit, boring landscapes, or cutsie stuff (except for cats). The weirder & darker (yet not gross) the better. Prices vary on medium, amount of detail & size. I do not do matting or framing.
 

COMPUTER GRAPHICS

     Be it a band logo, background, buttons, divider bars, animated text, gif or doo-dad, etc. for a web site, a convincing picture of you somewhere you've never been, or whatever you may need, I can do it. Prices vary depending on level of difficulty.
 

WEB SITE DESIGN

     So you like my web site & would like something like it for yours, eh? I can do that from scratch. I'm able to do 'flat' web sites, like what you're looking at right now, or '3D' web sites, like 'Sekhet's Teahouse' accessible through the VRML {monster eyeball} link below, which are a little more expensive than flat. All I need is DETAILS of what you want. Again, prices vary on level of difficulty, example basic non fancy flat web page 3 pages or less for about $100 US. Know now I HATE frames & will not use them if I can help it. Basic 3D pages start at about $125 US. I design only & can upload it for you & makes sure things work, but you on your own for a web host/space.
 

PAYMENT

     I accept money orders & checks {but will wait for them to clear before starting any work}. Cash only if you give it to me in person as I'm not refunding your money if it gets 'lost' in the mail. No stinkin' credit cards. I'm also open to barter exchange for your creative services.
     For commissions below $50 US, I prefer half of the total payment up front, the other half when work is completed. No need for a contract, unless you prefer it.
     For works between $50-$100 US, I am flexible on payments of either one third or one half up front depending on your financial situation. Prefer for both of us to sign a contract.
     For works over $100 US, once it is agreed that I will do a commission for you, I will mail you a set of contracts through the regular mail outlining further terms of service that cover both of our butts which you will need to sign & return to me with  a down payment of one third of the total price, then I will sign & send you a copy & receipt. This must be done before I begin work
 

TERMS OF SERVICE

     I reserve the right to refuse any commission job if I feel it's a waste of my talent, goes against my beliefs or ethics, or is just plain lame.