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                        - Diagram for Plutonium Bomb -

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                       \  |     \ |~               \   /
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                        /                             \
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                   /____ __/                       \__ ____\
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    [12]------------------> `:____:::::::::::____:' <-----------------[12]
                              ```::::_____::::'''
                                     ~~~~~


                              - Diagram Outline -

                             ---------------------
                        [1] - Tail Cone
                        [2] - Stabilizing Tail Fins
                        [3] - Air Pressure Detonator
                        [4] - Air Inlet Tube(s)
                        [5] - Altimeter/Pressure Sensors
                        [6] - Electronic Conduits & Fusing Circuits
                        [7] - Lead Shield Container
                        [8] - Neutron Deflector (U-238)
                        [9] - Conventional Explosive Charge(s)
                       [10] - Plutonium (Pu-239)
                       [11] - Receptacle for Beryllium/Polonium mixture
                              to facilitate atomic detonation reaction.
                       [12] - Fuses (inserted to arm bomb)



                        - Diagram for Uranium bomb -

                                      /\
                                     /  \ <---------------------------[1]
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              | | | .:::::'     | ||    <-----------------------------[10]
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                              ```::::_____::::'''
                                     ~~~~~


                              - Diagram Outline -
                             ---------------------

                        [1] - Tail Cone
                        [2] - Stabilizing Tail Fins
                        [3] - Air Pressure Detonator
                        [4] - Air Inlet Tube(s)
                        [5] - Altimeter/Pressure Sensors
                        [6] - Lead Shield Container
                        [7] - Detonating Head
                        [8] - Conventional Explosive Charge
                        [9] - Packing
                       [10] - Uranium (U-235)
                       [11] - Neutron Deflector (U-238)
                       [12] - Telemetry Monitoring Probes
                       [13] - Receptacle for U-235 upon detonation
                              to facilitate supercritical mass.
                       [14] - Fuses (inserted to arm bomb)



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                         +-------+
                +5-------|RST    |               +5---o o o J1     +-----------+
                +5--o----|/CLR1  |         10K          |          |           |
                    |    |       |-----o--/VVV\-- +5    +----------|26 +5(NC)  |
        +------+    |    |1/2 123|     |              +----------->|27 NC(/WE) |
   16 o-|/CS2  |    |    |       |--||-+              | +--------->|23 /WE(A11)|
        |   CS1|----o----|B1     | 100pF              | |          |           |
        |      |         |    /Q1|---------->---------o o o J2     |  ZIF28    |
        |    Y1|---------|/A1    |                        |        |  socket   |
        | 138  |         +-------+         _ 1/2 74HCT132 |        |   for     |
        |      |                     +5 --| \   __        |        | 2816(2864)|
        |    Y2|--------------------------|  O--| \       |        |           |
    8 o-|A2    |                +-------+ |_/   |  O-------------->|/OE        |
    7 o-|A1  Y4|--------------->|EN   Y7|-----o-|_/       |        |           |
    6 o-|A0  Y3|----+    +5-----|RST    |     |           |        |           |
        |    Y0|-+  |           |     Y6|--+  |           |        |           |
        |  /CS3| |  |           | 259   |  |  |           |        |           |
        +------+ |  |           |     Y4|--|--|-----------|------->|2 NC(A12)  |
              |  |  |           |     Y3|--|--|-----------+        |           |
    5 o--->---|--|--|--------o--|D    Y2|--|--|------------------->|A10        |
    4 o--->---|--|--|------o-|--|A2   Y1|--|--|------------------->|A9         |
    3 o--->---|--|--|----o-|-|--|A1   Y0|--|--|------------------->|A8         |
    2 o--->---|--|--|--o-|-|-|--|A0     |  |  |                    |           |
              |  |  |  | | | |  +-------+  |  |      +5------------|28 NC(+5)  |
              |  |  |  | | | |             |  |      +5----/VVV\---|1 NC(RDY)  |
              |  |  |  | | | |  +-------+  |  |             1K     |           |
              |  |  |  | | | |  |     Y7|--|--|------------o------>|A7         |
              |  |  +---------->|EN     |--|--|-----------o|------>|           |
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              |  |     | | | +--|D      |--|--|------o||||||------>|           |
              |  |     | | +----|A2   Y0|--|--|-----o|||||||------>|A0         |
              |  |     | +------|A1     |  |  |     ||||||||       |           |
              |  |     +--------|A0  RST|  |  |     ||||||||       | ZIF28     |
              |  |              +-------+  |  |   +------------+   |  for      |
              |  |                    |    |  |   |   data in  |   | 2816/64   |
              |  |                   +5    |  +-->|/OE         |   |           |
              |  |                         |      |     574    |   |           |
              |  +------------------------------->|CLK         |   |           |
              |                            |      |   data out |   |           |
              |                            V      +------------+   |           |
              +----+              +------------+     ||||||||      |           |
                   |              |       SEL  |     ||||||||      |           |
                   |              |          B3|<----|||||||o------|D7         |
   11 o---<-----------------------|Y3        B2|<----||||||o-------|           |
   12 o---<-----------------------|Y2        B1|<----|||||o--------|           |
   13 o---<-----------------------|Y1  157   B0|<----||||o---------|           |
   15 o---<-----------------------|Y0        A3|<----|||o----------|           |
                   |              |          A2|<----||o--- data---|           |
                   |              |          A1|<----|o---- bus ---|           |
                   |       GND----|/OE       A0|<----o-------------|D0         |
    +5--o--+       |              +------------+                   |           |
        |  |  __   o---------------------------------------------->|/CE        |
      100K +-|  \  |  __                                           +-----------+
    sw1 |    |   O-o-|  \ 1/2 74HCT132
    o-->o----|__/    |   O---390ohm--+
    |   |          +-|__/            |
    |  --- 1uF     |                LED
    |  ---     +5--+                 |
    |   |                            |
    +---o----------------------------o- GND
    

From the Linux Diskless-HOWTO:  A very nice boxology-cum-schematic



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    |                                                                                                                                      |NAME- PIN
    |                      ______  ____                                                                _____        DATA LATCH       |
ISA |                     /     /--PORT--[#1]                                                      | 3|     | 2---+--------------->D0|DATA0--2
BUS |        1 +--DIR----<     (    ___ (see below)                                                | 4|OCTAL| 5---)-+------------->D1|DATA1--3
    |        __|__        \_____\---IOR--[#2]                                                      | 7|TRI-S| 6---)-)-+----------->D2|DATA2--4
 A9 |D0----2|     |18|                                                                   ++==/8/==>| 8|LATCH| 9---)-)-)-+--------->D3|DATA3--5
 A8 |D1----3|74LS-|17|                                                                   ||        |13| =/=>|12---)-)-)-)-+------->D4|DATA4--6
 A7 |D2----4| 245 |16|                                                                   ||        |14|74LS |15---)-)-)-)-)-+----->D5|DATA5--7
 A6 |D3----5|     |15|                     PORT INNER                         PORT INNER ||        |17|'374 |16---)-)-)-)-)-)-+--->D6|DATA6--8
 A5 |D4----6|<===>|14|==========/8/=========<=====>=========/8/====<DATA 8>====<==>==/8/=++        |18|_____|19---)-)-)-)-)-)-)-+->D7|DATA7--9
 A4 |D5----7|     |13|                     DATA BUS                          DATA BUS    ||           11| O 1     | | | | | | | |    |
 A3 |D6----8|     |12|                                                       +-----------))------CP-----+ |       | | | | | | | |    |
 A2 |D7----9|_____|11|                                                       |           ||         __    |       | | | | | | | |    |
    |        _ O 19                                                          |           ||  +--\\--OE----+ [#3]* | | | | | | | |    |
    |        E_|_GND            ________________________________             |           || _|_GND     _____      | | | | | | | |    |
    |          -               | DUAL 2 to 4 DEMUX  _____       | 7   ___    |           ||  -     |18|     | 2<--+ | | | | | | |D0  |
    |                        13|        74LS155    |     |O-Q0a-|O--->RDE>---)--------+  ||        |16|OCTAL| 4<----+ | | | | | |D1  |
A31 |A0-----------------A0-----|A0----+            |  2  |      | 6   ___    |        |  ||        |14|TRI-S| 6<------+ | | | | |D2  |    
A30 |A1-----------------A1-----|A1--+ |         __ | to  |O-Q0a-|O--->RSE>---)-----+  |  ++<==/8/==|12|BUFR | 8<--------+ | | | |D3  |
A29 |A2-0-|>O-1---|           3|    | | +--Ea1-|  \|  4  |      | 5   ___    |     |  |  ||        | 9|<=== |11<----------+ | | |D4  |
A28 |A3-1-----1---|            |    | | |      |   |DEMUX|O-Q2a-|O--->RCE>---)--+  |  |  ||        | 7|74LS |13<------------+ | |D5  |
A27 |A4-1-----1---|---.  ____  |    | | | +---O|__/|  a  |      | 4          |  |  |  |  ||        | 5|'244 |15<--------------+ |D6  |
A26 |A5-1-----1---|    \ PORT 2|___ | | | |        |_____|O-Q3a-|O--NC       |  |  |  |  ||        | 3|_____|17<----------------+D7  |
A25 |A6-1-----1---|NAND |O--+--|Ea2-)-)-)-+          | |        |            |  |  |  |  ||         __1 O O 19__  DATA LATCH         |
A24 |A7-0-|>O-1---|    /    |14|___ | +-)------------+ |        |            |  |  |  |  ||         OE  | |   OE  READ-BACK BUFFER   | 
A23 |A8-1-----1---|---`     +--|Eb1-)---)-+        A0| |A1      |            |  |  |  +--))-------------+-+                          |
A22 |A9-1-----1---|  ____   |  |    +---)-)----------)-+        |            |  |  |     ||            _____                         |
    | 378H->3FFH  |  PORT [#1] |        | |         _|_|_       | 9   ___    |  |  |     ||           |ASSRT|<--------------------<S3|/ERROR-15
    |             | ___        |        | |     __ |     |O-Q0b-|O--->WDE>---+  |  |     ||           |TRI-S|<--------------------<S4|/SLCTI-13
A11 |AEN-0-|>O-1--| AEN        |        | +---O|  \|  2  |      | 10            |  |     ++<===/5/===||<=== |<--------------------<S5|/PE----12
    |___                     15|___     |      |   | to  |O-Q1b-|O--NC          |  |     ||  __       |BUFRS|<-------+------------<S6|/ACK---10
B13 |IOW-----------------------|Eb2-----)-----O|__/|  4  |      | 11  ___       |  +-----))--OE------O|_____|<--O<|--)-----------<-S7|BUSY---11
    |___                      1|        |          |DEMUX|O-Q3b-|O--->WCE>---+  |        ||    ____          ___     | STATUS INPUTS |
B14 |IOR-0---+---|>O-1----IOR--|Ea1-----+          |  b  |      | 12         |  |  +-----))----IRQ7---------(ACK)----+               |
    |        |  ___            |                   |_____|O-Q3b-|O--NC       |  |  |     ||            _____     CONTROL LATCH       |
    |      [#2] IOR            |________________________________|            |  |  |     ||        | 3| HEX | 2----|/>O---*------>-C0|/STB----1
    |                                                                        |  |  |     ||        | 4|LATCH| 5----|/>O---)-*---->-C1|/AUTO--14
    |                      /|                               ___      ____    |  |  |     ++==/6/==>| 6| =/=>| 7----|/>----)-)-*--->C2|/INIT--16
B21 |IRQ7<---------------O< |---------------------------(S6 ACK)----<IRQ7<---)--)--+     ||        |11|74LS |10----|/>O---)-)-)-*>-C3|/SLCTO-17
    |                      \|  NOTE: --|/>----*     ==>                      |  |        ||        |13|'174 |12------+C4  | | | |    |
    |  NOTE: --|>O-- IS    |   AND:  --|/>O---*     ==>                      |  |        ||        |14|_____|15-C5nc |    | | | |    |
    |   INVERTER SYMBOL    |   PULLED-UP OPEN-COLLECTOR                      |  |        ||      ___   |9  |1  [#3]* |    | | | |    |GNDS---18
    |                      |   BUFFERS AT CONTROL LATCH               ___    +--)--------))------WCE---+CP |__       |    | | | |    |   A   19
 B2 |RESET>----------------)-------------------------------|>O------->RST>------)--------))----------------+MR       |    | | | |    |   L   20
    |                      |                                                    |        ||            _____         |    | | | |    |   L   21
    |NC: No Connection     | DEFINITIONS: -RDE = READ DATA ENABLE (LO)          |        ||           |ASSRT|<--O<|--)----+ | | |C0  |   G   22
NCs:|A: 1,10,12-21         |              -RSE = READ STATUS ENABLE (LO)        |        ||           |TRI-S|<--O<|--)------+ | |C1  |   N   23
    |B: 4-9,11-12,15-20    |              -RCE = READ CONTROL ENABLE (LO)       |        ++<===/5/===||<=== |<-------)--------+ |C2  |   D   24
    |B: 22-28,30           |              -WDE = WRITE DATA ENABLE (LO)         |               __    |BUFRS|<--O<|--)----------+C3  |GNDS-+-25
    |                      |              -WCE = WRITE CONTROL ENABLE (LO)      +---------------OE---O|_____|<-------+ CONTROL LATCH |     |
Vcc |B3,B29                |                                                                                         | READ-BACK     |    _|_
GND |B1,B10,B31            +----INT ENABLE-------(C4 INT EN)--------<INTE<-------INT ENABLE-------------------C4-----+ BUFFER        |     -
    |                                                                     


The Original IBM PC Parallel Port:  another gorgeous schematic



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            _________    _________
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          _|                      |_  ____
--> INTR |_|18                  23|_| TEST <--
          _|                      |_
 --> CLK |_|19                  22|_| READY <--
          _|                      |_
     GND |_|20                  21|_| RESET <--
           |______________________|



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