Engineering Safety Tips

The Imperial Institute of Training Videos is proud to present a program that will prevent casualties on the way to battle.

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This is Lt. Korag's engine room. As you can see, there is a lot of junk lying around. This is a safety hazard.

 

Lt. Korag and Captain Kring look around the engine room as a Voice Over tells them what a disgrace this is.

 

Captain Kring threatens to put Korag in the agonizer booth if she dares to take the secondary deflector grid off line. The agonizer booth is dreaded by all warriors because you are forced to listen to purple dinosaurs singing Christmas carols until your brain explodes.

 

Captain Kring inspects the now-clean engine room.

 

Lt. Korag discovers that her tools and test parts are gone. She can't find the duct tape and chewing gum, either, and she canna fix the ship without duct tape and chewin' gum.

 

The Anonymous Warrior explains to Captain Kring that he is ready to die gloriously as a true warrior, honorably and gloriously for the Empire. This is why he wears the red battle sash.

 

The Anonymous Warrior, newly promoted to Chief Engineer, explains that according to safety specifications, the material known as "Duct Tape" shall not be utilized in repairs.

 

The Anonymous Warrior dies. He tried to ground himself in space and got fried. There goes the lateral array. What a shock!

 

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