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ALL FOR ONE and ONE FOR ALL
Part 1 of 3
by Ruth Brown
Copyright (c) 1999, Ruth Ann
Brown
An obese Pumpkin
came careening between Cinderella and the Fairy Godmother, tossing beer
onto their sequined gowns. He lost his balance completely and fell,
upsetting a curbside plastic palm tree and its plastic pot, which tumbled
onto him as he landed on the faux cobblestone.
"Whoa! Who
moved the sidewalk?" the Pumpkin asked through the spray of fronds on his
face.
The man watched
this mishap from behind a traffic barricade across the street. He
held himself carefully within the shadows. His eyes darted back and
forth, automatically searching for lurking policemen.
From his vantage
point he could see Halloween revelers nudging their way along the crowded
promenade of Mill Avenue. Restored turn-of-the-century storefronts
and electric streetlamps, mimicking the gas type in style when Tempe was
a frontier cattletown, provided seven city blocks of backdrop for
the human mass of color and movement. Strings of
lights shaped like orange jack-o-lanterns and white Casper-the-Ghosts draped
the branches of precisely planted white birch trees along the avenue.
Workers in
beer trucks dispensed foamy brew in plastic cups. Pumpkin, having
regained an upright position, began shuffling toward one, like a pilgrim
toward Mecca. Everywhere people carried shiny black and orange sacks
imprinted with the name of the city’s annual event, the Haunted Halloween
Harvest.
Thousands
of bodies encased in alter ego costumes swarmed along the street like bees
on a honeycomb. The outfit of an oversized velveteen rabbit a la
Alice in Wonderland disguised a perpetual city council member. Children
sheathed themselves in foam rubber turtle shells and green tights to imitate
television superheroes. A smiling Arizona State University student, dressed
in red satin trunks and leotards with the Superman ‘S’ drawn on his T-shirt
and a matching satin cape flapping behind, propelled his wheelchair swiftly
along the edge of the crowd.
The man wore
smudged denim pants with their seams frayed and knees worn threadbare.
His plaid flannel shirt was equally tattered. It bunched across his
chest and stuck out of the sleeves of a polyester leisure jacket, also
plaid but of clashing colors, which he wore on top of the shirt.
He covered his head with a stocking cap. The night was brisk already
and it was still five hours away from the coldest part -- the 3 a.m. chill.
The man watched
people holding out their Trick-or-Treat sacks to collect give-aways from
obliging shopowners. The masquerading celebrants laughed gaily as
they reclaimed childhood memories of when begging was a party game.
Amidst the
crowd stood a pair of tall, large dark-haired men wearing white polo shirts
bearing the words EVENT STAFF embroidered with red thread on the left side
of the chest, navy blue slacks, nightsticks and two-way radios clipped
to their belts. Next to them stood a smiling young blond-haired
woman in the same attire, sans the nightstick and radio,
taking ten-dollar bills from the partygoers as they entered the street
festival.
The man in
the shadow turned away from the smells of food and clean bodies and the
sound of other humans talking happily to one another. He walked slowly
to the back of the building then moved into the familiar alleyway, scanning
the ground for coins or even a greenback. When he reached the
parking lot of the hotel, which flanked Tempe’s main
thoroughfare, he continued out of habit to search the ground as he walked.
The dumpster
enclosure at the corner of the lot displayed some large plastic bags perched
on the open top of the steel cube that hadn’t been there when the man had
walked the route earlier that afternoon. The bags, he thought, might
contain discarded food from the dinner trade. He veered
over to take a look. He slipped behind the refuse
container to reduce his visibility, then climbed up. Struggling with
the knot of the first bag he tried to remember whether he’d eaten that
day or not.
Without the
moorings of a workweek routine, days blurred into one another. After
a few mealless days he felt the same flat ache under his ribs whether he’d
scrounged a half empty scoop of French fries outside the burger joint or
had found nothing but greasy wrappers. So far the man had always
managed
to scrape together enough determination to keep trudging
through each day, but the effort spent all his energy, leaving him without
the resources to attempt a quantum leap out of his circumstances.
Merely surviving drained him.
The knot came
loose in the garbage bag and the man carefully uncurled the plastic to
open its mouth. Pungent smells of soiled sanitary napkins and used
diapers escaped into his face. He swiftly retied the bag and dropped
back to the ground. Apparently janitors had just cleaned the bathrooms.
As the man
neared the corner where the lot and the cordoned-off street met, a corpulent
greasy-haired man garbed in an overstretched Event Staff uniform jabbed
his index finger out and barked across the gap of twenty feet between them,
"Hey, you in the suit."
He snickered
to his uniformed companion. "Great costume."
The man stopped
walking and stood absolutely still while the security guards laughed.
They finished and he took a step forward.
"Hey," the
obese guard barked again. "Don’t be loitering around this area now.
We know you don’t belong here."
The man continued
walking, pushing his shoulders up and back from his chest in reply.
Pumpkin half
stumbled, half jigged past the festival entrance into the sparsely peopled
side street, bouncing off Cinderella and Fairy Godmother to his left and
right as if they were guardrails to his out-of-control car. He leaned
forward to peer with an exaggerated squint into the darker path ahead
where he saw a fellow reveler making toward the bridge.
"Howdy, good
buddy," Pumpkin greeted, using a drunk’s unmodulated volume and a trucker’s
cadence.
The reveler’s
arms flapped up and then down and the man turned on his heel to face Pumpkin
with an expression that hovered between exasperation and weariness.
"Whoa!" Pumpkin
chuckled appreciatively, "take a look at that get-up! Girls, take
a look, will ya?" He shook his head with further admiration.
"So authentic!"
Pumpkin continued
lumbering toward the man with the unmatched jacket and shirt. The
man did not move; he only watched the bulging bag that swung from Pumpkin’s
wrist and the similar ones that Cinderella and Fairy Godmother held casually
from the strings like handbags.
He moved his
eyes up to the women’s faces and saw realization begin to show in their
eyes. Pumpkin blabbered on obliviously, "Where’s your goodie bag,
man? Trick or treat!"
He held his
black and orange merchandise bag out toward the man, giggling with self-amusement.
The man made an overblown shrugging motion like a mime.
Pumpkin dropped
his mouth open and feigned shock to his sequined sidekicks.
"The man does not have his official souvenir fully endorsed and completely
stocked Haunted Harvest Halloween party bag. What are we going to
do?"
Pumpkin’s
voice bounced off the concrete and the bricks and the plate glass windows
of the darkened downtown buildings. He bent in a formal bow, extending
the arm on which the bag hung. It slipped down onto his hand and
he straightened up, stepped closer to the authentic hobo and nudged the
air with the bag.
"Hey, good
buddy, you win the grand prize. Here you go."
The man cautiously
reached out and unhooked the bag from Pumpkin’s fingers. Pumpkin
nodded at Fairy Godmother and then at Cinderella, satisfying himself that
each had noted his largesse. His swiveled on his feet, nearly pitching
over, then began marching back toward the party or perhaps toward
the hotel to sleep it off. The women followed,
Cinderella glancing back and pausing to set her bag onto the sidewalk,
leaving it behind in lieu of a glass slipper. The man gathered it
up with his free hand and walked guardedly toward the bridge and the pocket
of unurbanized desert beyond.
He waited
till he reached his encampment to investigate the contents of the glossy
paper sacks. Cookies from the specialty baker. Tiny packets
of ground coffee from the cafe. Garlic breadsticks from the pasta
restaurant, and small organic apples and tangerines from the health food
grocery, coupons for fast food, two-for-one meals at the diner, discounts
at the trendy clothiers. More food -- a packet of hot cider mix,
beer nuts emblazoned with the local microbrewery logo, miniature gourmet
cheese spread
and a quartet of cracker samples. He ate the cookies
and garlic breads first because they were fresh and would spoil quickly,
and because he was very hungry.
So was the
cat that, three hours later, came sniffing about the mound of mangy blankets
under which the man slept. Its short orange fur striped with a dingy
white was clumpy and dull and did not succeed in hiding its ribs.
Detecting a whiff of something possibly consumable the cat ventured closer
to the sleeping man. He unconsciously repositioned
himself, scrunching down deeper into the inadequate bedding. The
cat took quick backward steps and arched its back slightly, on guard.
The man, perhaps dreaming, groaned. The cat retaliated with a hiss
and a long high-pitched yowl. The man grunted, shivered and covered
his ears with his arms.
The cat detoured
to the other side of the man-mound and continued sniffing.
It located the army surplus knapsack in which the trick-or-treat booty
was stored. The cat began scratching at the canvas, nudging its nose
under the flap. In frustration it meowed plaintively. The man
grunted again, rolled
over part way and elbowed his way up to a sitting position.
"Scat!" he
half hissed at the cat. "Get lost."
The cat crouched
but stood its ground.
"Go home."
Belatedly the man realized the last command worked better for dogs.
He scanned the ground for a suitable pebble to throw. The cat meowed
its hunger-hollowed cry again.
The man sighed.
"Scat cat! I gotta sleep."
Meow.
"I said, scat!
Vamoose. Go catch a mouse and leave me alone."
Meow.
"For crying
out loud, it’s gotta be two in the blessed morning. Go away!"
Meow.
"Hey, what
do I look like here, the Gravy Train?"
Meow.
"Oh, brother."
The man shifted
on the ground, maneuvered onto his knees and leaned over to the knapsack.
He shook his head in surrender.
"Okay.
You’ve been scrounging around here all week. I guess you’re not gonna
go away. But don’t expect fried chicken and cream. This is
strictly dumpster dining, pal."
He pulled
out the cheese and crackers and a dented canteen of water, frosted a cracker
with a thin layer of aromatic spread, and placed it just past arm’s length
away on a flat ledge of rock. The cat moved in immediately, sniffed
once, licked the cheese off the cracker first, and then began crunching
on the cracker.
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