-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 04:10:26 PM Fluxredux i think it ended already. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 04:45:43 PM Jelloboy OK OK OK, I've put up with enough of this. I have decided to become a mindless, thoughtless, spineless, retarded follower of the Gay Agenda along with the rest of you. So from this point forward I will not engage in conflict and I will agree with everyone else. Thank You for opening my eyes everyone. This is the NEW Jelloboy - No more conflict, I just want to be friends with everyone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 04:48:39 PM Jelloboy OK OK OK, I've put up with enough of this. I have decided to become a mindless, thoughtless, spineless, retarded follower of the Gay Agenda along with the rest of you. So from this point forward I will not engage in conflict and I will agree with everyone else. Thank You for opening my eyes everyone. This is the NEW Jelloboy - No more conflict, I just want to be friends with everyone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 05:45:36 PM Cyberpunk 'cept your dumbass misspelled "whould". Idiot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 06:30:45 PM Jelloboy Please don't be so hateful Cyberpunk, I'm just doing the best I can. I will be sure to fix the problem. Thanks for your help :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 06:56:17 PM Cyberpunk Give it up, Shawn. You'll be trolling as per usual in no time. So we've got a collection plate going, are you going to donate money so we can fly you up here? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 07:09:59 PM Fluxredux hey hey hey ease up on him! personally, i like this spin. the misspelling is all part of the humor! i whouldn't take it out if i were you. cept, jelloboy if you are going to post that image after everything you say can you make it smaller? thanks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 07:53:23 PM Utna I agree, the misspelling is quite humorous, in an Andy Kaufman, "please hate me" sort of way. I think we should all give Jelloboy a big hug. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 08:11:16 PM Cheeseburger You believe in a 'God' now, JB? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 08:23:01 PM Jelloboy Good one Utna, keep them coming, very funny. I'm sorry Flux but I can not make it smaller (hehehehe), I need to spread my message of love and tolerance. Cheeseburger, I do not believe in anyone. Doing so would only alienate those around me, so instead I will not take a stance so as not to offend anyone. Hope you understand. :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 08:28:16 PM HeavyPettingZoo As you may have noticed, I edited the picture of boobies I posted above. I have replaced each boobie with a booby. I hope I didn't get you in trouble, JelloBoyToy and Cyberpunk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 08:44:37 PM Cheeseburger But, JB, don't you realize that the 'what would jelloboy do' slogan may offend some of the Christians? And that spreading your message of love and tolerance will no doubt offend certain people who post here? Do you prefer to bathe, or do you prefer to shower? Then I'll be able to form an accurate assessment of JB. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:03:00 PM Fluxredux well, to all offended christians, jelloboy is not replacing Jesus with himself per se, but rather inflecting the WWJD message to his self. by this, he is reflecting positively on the life and message of Jesus Christ and applying that to his own personal choices. is it not noble to model one's life after that of our Saviour? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:03:46 PM Fluxredux disclaimer: the above is pure bullshiat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:16:40 PM Cheeseburger Shower or Bathe, Flux? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:23:07 PM Jelloboy Cheeseburger, I am doing my best to be a good person and not to offend anyone. I have become quite tried of being right all the time and instead I would rather just be loved by everyone and I just want to be everyone's friend. Please don't be offended by my work. hehehe :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:28:05 PM Cheeseburger I didn't say that I was offended. Shower or Bathe? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:31:44 PM Cheeseburger I didn't say that I was offended. Shower or Bathe? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:37:17 PM Meat hey, drew, or whoever. do you think you could put a filter on here for "kewl" just like you do for "fuck"?
04-10-01 09:48:01 PM Jelloboy Butt I loooove the word Kewl. Cause I'm so Kewl! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 09:37:48 PM Meat haha! dammit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 10:03:37 PM Meat i like the new pic, though. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 11:14:10 PM Fluxredux i shower. why? i havent showered today tho. i bathe only when my GF wants to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-10-01 11:28:27 PM Drew Ok I've got a topic At the rate Fark is growing, we'll run out of our current bandwidth sometime late summer / early fall. I'm thinking that perhaps one way to work around the problem is mirroring sites. Can anyone think of some good ones to contact? I figure TechTV might be interested. I'm a pretty proactive guy. I'd rather start now than scramble at the last minute -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 12:18:55 AM Meat how do mirror sites actually work, anyway? and how about that kewl filter, eh? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 12:29:19 AM Jelloboy Good to hear about your growth rate Drew. Your site is truly inspiring and you and Jeff do a great job all the time. Keep up the good work! Cheeseburger, I didn't mean to offend you by saying that I'm sorry if I offended you (hehehehe, that sounds silly). I shower 2 twice a day, however because I care about the environment I try to make them fairly short. Just my way of helping I guess :) Meat, I'm glad you like my new picture - I really worked hard at making it acceptable for everyone. I'm not really familiar with the gay community but I will do my best to work with you to insure that we spread your message of love! :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 01:02:21 AM Utna Just tell me where to send the money! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 01:22:03 AM Meat actually, jelloboy, i hadn't noticed the rainbow until you mentioned it. what i liked was the "the extra 'h' stands for hugs" part. probably the cleverest thing i've seen out of you since i became aware of your little feud with cyberpunk. and i know you down-south closet queers might be a little behind the times, but my sources inside the gay community tell me that the rainbow is out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 02:01:07 AM Jelloboy Meat, I assure that I have no feud with anyone. I have changed my ways, I just want to be everyone's friend and avoid conflict. I just want to be like everyone else. Also thank for pointing out that you enjoy my picture, it means a lot to me. Unfortunately I'm not really up on my Gay lingo so I apologize if I offended you. I'm saddened by the news that the rainbow is out of fashion, I will do my best to keep up with the up-north closet homosexuals. :) Toddles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 03:29:17 AM Jelloboytoy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 03:35:24 AM Meat actually, the rainbow has nothing to do with closet homosexuals. it's out-of-the-closet queers that were into the rainbow. and you must realize by now that a large number of people who use this forum aren't total morons. you preach peace and love here, but you're still a bigot and a moron here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 03:43:18 AM Jelloboytoy Jelloboy: what doesToddles mean? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 04:04:53 AM Jelloboy Jelloboytoy, please end your hatred. I just want to be friends with you and everyone else. I have changed my ways and now see the world through rainbow colored glasses. Hey Meat, I don't understand your problem. I totally agree with everything you and everyone else says, I'm just like you. I preach tolerance as long as it's tolerance for what I believe in - see - we're the same now. Jelloboytoy - toddles is just my new nice closing statement I like to use, not sure of exactly what it means however, sorry :( Please everyone, I've changed, I'm just like you now. I'm only going to say what is politically correct and non-offensive so people will like me. And after all, isn't that what it's all about. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 09:33:21 AM Drew I actually have no idea how to work mirroring sites. I've never had to do it before. My guess is it isn't hard -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 12:25:34 PM Bigred Drew: Would the mirroring slow down fark's links or refresh rate? I thought mirrored sites update only a few times a day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 12:28:58 PM Bigred Sorry didn't finish first thought. The only mirrored site I use a lot is tucows.com or freethemes.com. They only update twice a day with the mirror I choose. Or am I completely wrong on this? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 01:01:40 PM Drew Dunno -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 02:32:31 PM Jelloboy Drew, I think the mirroring that your referring to is more like load balancing. The mirroring that comrade BigRed is referring to is where they simply re-upload the site a couple times a day. Either way the message boards will probably get all screwed up if you tried to mirror them. Just my thoughts :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 02:34:50 PM Bigred Okay, thanks anyway -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 03:13:46 PM Cyberpunk The extra 'H' stands for hopeless. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 03:15:38 PM Jelloboytoy like I said it stands for HERMAPHRODITE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 03:16:43 PM Drew Hm. There's gotta be some way to get around it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 04:12:24 PM Cyberpunk horrible? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:03:40 PM Jelloboy Cyberpunk, I have hard feelings towards you are your alias. Please, let's just be friend :) The H stands for HUGS for You! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:04:13 PM Jelloboy Opps, hehe, I meant to say "NO" hard feelings. Sorry :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:04:44 PM Jelloboy Opps, hehe, I meant to say "friends" with a s. Sorry :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:05:59 PM Jelloboy Opps, hehe, I didn't mean to refer to Jelloboytoy as a alais, I respect your decision to have that part of your life be refered to as a different person. :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:06:44 PM Jelloboy Sorry to Drew as well for not being able to answer your question. :( -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:06:55 PM Utna Opps? Don't you mean Oops? Dingdong. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:10:10 PM Jelloboy Utna, please don't be offended. No need for name calling. I'm not the same person that said you touched a cartoon dogs butthole with a dilldo, I'm tottaly different now. I can not however spell correctly until all the Jews are released from the German Work Camps. Sorry :( -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:26:56 PM Cyberpunk I'm not Jelloboytoy. I don't need aliases to insult you, assfuck. I'm also not online 24 hours a day ... since I actually have a job and post while I'm at it. JBT obviously posts at night. Get off welfare, lay down the crack pipe, and think long and hard ... you might just figure out who JBT REALLY is. It's an easy guess, I assure you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:57:00 PM Fluxredux I'm thinking long and hard, cyber, but you don't what to know what i'm thinking. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:58:05 PM Jelloboy Cyberpunk, you seem to have a lot of anger built up. Please, let's just be friends. I'm a spineless follower of the PC/Gay/Communist agenda just like you! See, we're the same now, we're FRIENDS! Please don't be so close minded :( That's OK on JBT, I respect your decision. :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 05:59:54 PM Jelloboy Flux, I think I know what you're think! hehehe :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 07:11:55 PM Cheeseburger I think the kinder, gentler, compassionate conservative Jelloboy is funnier than his former incarnation. I know I'm not supposed to feed the trolls, but hey!- I calls 'em likes I sees 'em. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 07:20:27 PM Meat what the fuck? that sentence makes even less sense than usual, jello. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 07:38:24 PM Jelloboy Cheeseburger, I'm glad to see that we are now friends :) Hugs and kisses for you. I'm sorry Meat if you have trouble understanding my writing style. I will try to be more inclusive to the gay community in the future. Please accept my apology. :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 08:09:35 PM Jelloboytoy here i am ...and no jellobiatch I am not Cyber. go to the chick debate...figure it out...even you can do it cement head. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 08:41:03 PM Jelloboy I'm sorry JBT, I can join in that discussion. I'm like everyone else now and wouldn't be able to handle more than 1 or 2 post at a time. But thanks for the invitation. I'm glad that you've seen the light and left the hate behind. Congratulations! :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 08:51:29 PM Cheeseburger I thought you were funny the first time around. Funnier now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 09:10:11 PM Meat maybe you should stop worrying about the gay community and start giving the english speaking community a little more consideration. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 09:15:44 PM JonathanTaylorThomas Meat makes a very good point. good graammer and speiling be important, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 09:22:58 PM Fluxredux i liked the part of the debate where jelloboy insisted that jelloboytoy was cyberpunk and cyber insisted that jelloboytoy was jelloboy. meanwhile, jelloboytoy, actual entity that he is, sits there trying to refute both parties' claims. that was funny. i've notice that when you go there now, jelloboy's comments are gone. meta refresh with a cgi script that erases all his comments? clever -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 10:27:32 PM Jelloboy My favorite of the old Jelloboy post is the one about the San Francisco transvestite thing. Jelloboy went and got a post of some guy that talked about he thought he was gay and how he struggled to live with it, Jelloboy posted that under a different name. He then waited for a few people to respond in the typical liberal way and say "I understand how you feel", and "those feelings are OK, just be happy with yourself". Then Jelloboy being the evil person that he was posted a message saying that the guy should kill himself. Then the evil Jelloboy waited for the same typical liberal response of, "just ignore Jelloboy, your Ok" and blah blah blah. Then the evil Jelloboy posting under the other name said the "Jelloboy" broke the law by telling the guy that he should kill himself and said that he called the police on Jelloboy. Then the evil Jelloboy waited to get support from the others under his fake name. Then Jelloboy posting under his real name said, "I don't care, die FAG" thus making the fakeID Jelloboy say, "I've called the police! - you're going to jail!". Then the people from here jumped on board and said, "yes, do it, your going to jail Jelloboy". The whole time the evil Jelloboy just keep posting garbage and getting support. The old Jelloboy would play the people on this board for suckers, but not anymore. Now we are all friends cause I'm just like you! :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 10:59:34 PM Cheeseburger I'll take a hippie, over a compassionate conservative, any day of the week. Peace. No, furrealdude. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 10:59:56 PM Djmogo Does anybody tire of conversation dominated by Jelloboy? Even when it's mockery of Jelloboy, he's still dominating the forum. Can't we talk about something more pleasant like Ebola, or nuclear war? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:00:51 PM Fluxredux JB: could you link to that comment board? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:01:19 PM Fluxredux a jelloboy boycott? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:01:32 PM Fluxredux a jelloboycott? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:10:10 PM Utna YES! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:21:31 PM SaintIgel Cyberpunk: I think I missed that particular Chick debate. Could you link to that one? I know JBT isn't you but I haven't seen any clues elsewhere to indicate who the mystery Farker is. Ignorance is bliss, and I'm positively ecstatic... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:24:32 PM Meat but then what would we talk about? maybe there should be a separate forum just for jelloboy. and jelloboys* ip address could be blocked from the rest of the forums. would that be possible? *note: although contextually, this should be in the posessive form, i have intentionally used the plural in order to mock jelloboy's constant abuse of the english language, esp. your/you're. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:39:06 PM Utna OK OK OK, I've put up with enough of this. I have decided to become a mindless, thoughtless, spineless, retard along with Jelloboy. So from this point forward I will not engage in anything whatsoever that requires intelligence or cognition, furthermore, I will annoy everyone else with my lame ass banner, which is designed to promote my bastard faux website through my spelling and grammar blunders, and my thinly guised hippie conversion. Thank You for opening my eyes Jelloboy. This is the NEW Utna - No more thinking, I just want to be 'a big dumb.' I pledge to spell like a complete imbecile, respond to other's posts like I am, in fact, a lifeless alluvial deposit, and to bring my world to a better state by encouraging innocent people to go to my bastard website, thereby making me money, which I will in turn use to propagate my mayhem. As Hegaman would say, "Okaaaaaaaay." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:48:20 PM Jelloboy Here is the link you requested. Once again please understand that I'm not that person anymore. I'm just like you, there is no reason to bycott me. Here is the Link! Thanks friends! :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-11-01 11:55:22 PM Jelloboy Here is the link you requested. Once again please understand that I'm not that person anymore. I'm just like you, there is no reason to bycott me. Here is the Link! Thanks friends! :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 12:09:16 AM Utna Please "bycott" me instead. :) For better learning and architecture! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 12:15:49 AM Jelloboy Great picture Utna, I laughed for quite a while. Keep up the great post. And good way to stick it to Jelloboy! I couldn't agree more! :) Meat, very witty response, but I would expect nothing less from such a talented person like yourself. Keep up the great posts! :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 12:36:34 AM Utna "And good way to stick it to Jelloboy?" What do you mean? That sounds intelligent! You are violating the inviolable rules of our sacred order, cease and desist such action at once. Also, do not consternate me for trying to be like you, you intolerant trogladite. Hey, Hey, Hegaman, Students from him ran, ran, ran. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 12:40:04 AM Meat jelloboy, your words of encouragement in the face of my cruelty have shown me the error of my ways. i am falling on my knees as i type this and begging the lord jebus to except me as hi own personal savior... or something. haw haw haw! and those links are dead, dude. just like your chances of losing your virginity. (even if you decided to try to settle for a girl.) haw haw haw! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 12:42:20 AM Meat utna- do we have to wait for you to post something to catch a sneak preview of your bastard faux website? so we can bycott it, of course. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 01:47:55 AM Utna You h'ave failed me Jelloboy. I see you. Your sarcasm in your'ee first post 'defies you're intersection. :) "I've put up with enough of this. I have decided to become a mindless, thoughtless, spineless, retarded follower of the Gay Agenda along with the rest of you." :) :) If you were more nice you could have been. :) Hey kids! Come visit my lame ass website! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 01:52:56 AM Jelloboytoy the only thing that really annoys me about the new jelloboy is that lame ass banner. since the other Jelloboy is missing I thought I would post this: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 01:55:13 AM Meat like the site, utna. i think if you really try, you could get it to be more lamer. go back through the farkives for inspiration. don't forget "straight pride t-shirts" and all the jail-bait vanity sites. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 02:00:58 AM Jelloboytoy flux: what's up? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 02:06:04 AM Meat okay... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 02:58:14 AM Fluxredux JBT: as usual, i'm staying up real late for no good reason. but since i got a 9am digital imaging class tomorrow, i'm thinkin of actually getting into the bed. into bed i go! and no photoshoppery for me this weekend - i'll be at my GF's and she doesn't have PS. after this weekend we should have another good old fashioned battle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 03:11:00 AM Fluxredux oh no megaman, it's bass! run! ahhh he's too fast! you'll have to shoot him! yay! it worked!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 03:32:51 AM Fluxredux oh no, this guy is huge we need a bigger gun -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 08:40:59 AM Troll Oh boy! When Flux isn't busy patting himself on the back over his 'photoshop skillz' we are still riveted by his animated gif collection!!! My life has found new meaning! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 09:52:13 AM Fluxredux if it was my collection, those ones of megaman running and shooting wouldn't have crapped out. how can you not appreciate megaman sprites? you must be a sad old man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04-12-01 09:57:02 AM Fluxredux oh you can marquee them!!! gah!