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<handyjoe> hey is anyone here a defacer?
<Utna> ?
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<handyjoe> what is this chat for?
<grimace_> a what?
<Utna> the chat is for fun.
<grimace_> fark.com
<handyjoe> what is fark.com all about?
<grimace_> we're farkers not defacers
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<Utna> go read the FArQ at fark.com
<grimace_> your mom :P
<handyjoe> wtf is a farker?
<handyjoe> what do u do?
<Utna> go read the FArQ at fark.com
<sgamer> we hack fbi computers
<Utna> hahaha
<Utna> i am hacking the sun right now
<handyjoe> haha sure
<eraserhed> seriously
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<Utna> it is very hot and requires many coolants
<sgamer> i'm hacking some drinking games
<handyjoe> so nobody knows how to deface in here?
<eraserhed> farkers are good at touching boobies
<sgamer> next i'll hack my modem
<grimace_> w3 4r3 l33t d00d35!@#
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<Utna> do you mean defecate?
<grimace_> f33r U5!@#
<Squinky> Hola.
<grimace_> poop!
<sgamer> are you a defacer?
<sgamer> heh
<handyjoe> deface! doesnt anyone here deface sites?
<handyjoe> grimace do u?
<grimace_> yeah watch silence of the lambs
<Utna> i depants my neighbor last month
<sgamer> where'd ya hear that?
<sgamer> what have YOU defaced?
<handyjoe> 1 w4nt t0 l3rn h0w t0 d2f4c3 !
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<grimace_> sgamer: me?
<Utna> oh, so you want to be a H4X0R?
<handyjoe> y3s
<sgamer> nah i'm talkin to this new person
<sgamer> heh
<grimace_> heh
<grimace_> ftp to 127.0.0.1
<sgamer> 3y3 w1LL 347 j00
<grimace_> tey have all the best scripts
<Utna> go read http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/index.html and then you'll be licensed to hack
<Utna> hahahaha, nice grimace
<grimace_> unta: good one
<sgamer> go read www.gootse_cx and then you'll be able to hack
* grimace_ high 5s unta
<sgamer> its the best defacing site on the web
<Utna> heh or that comp-u-geek one
<grimace_> yeah the goat is leet
<sgamer> www.comp-u-geek.com
<Utna> v3rY l33t
<sgamer> .net rather
<sgamer> heh
<sgamer> www.comp-u-geek.net
<sgamer> thats my site for hax0r newz
<Utna> all the h4x0rs go there!
<handyjoe> 1m n3w t0 th1s stUff 4nd d0nt kn0w h0w t0 ftp too a ip?
<sgamer> that took you too long...NEXT!
<Utna> just change your browser to FTP
<grimace_> GONG!
<handyjoe> haha cause i was reading
<grimace_> are you handy because you give hand-jobs?
<handyjoe> how do i change my browser to ftp? (im new to this stuff so please be patient and no i dont give handjobs
<sgamer> http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/game.view.pl?game=920
<Utna> download ws-ftp from download.com
<sgamer> you have to go to http://www.gootse_cx first
<sgamer> then from there download GSftp
<sgamer> its freewar
<Utna> yep
<grimace_> then you can dl all the latest exploits from 127.0.0.1
<handyjoe> and what do those ftp downloads do for me?
<Utna> otherwise your baud rate will bottom out
<sgamer> well GSftp is freeware and lets you get into their ip and has segmented downloading too
<Utna> and your 300 baud connection will fry. :(
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<sgamer> well actually those new x28b specifications for baud standards up the push latency
<handyjoe> so do i have to download both ws-ftp and GSftp or just GSftp?
<sgamer> just GSftp
<sgamer> its your best bet
<Utna> GSftp should be fine
<handyjoe> so then what do i do with it once i downlaod it?... like when i open it? is it usable to deface a site?
<sgamer> its a good deface tool
<sgamer> it has brute force cracking inside
<Utna> i suggest getting some h4x0r tools also, like mspaint, and notepad.exe
<sgamer> and l0pht crack access too
<grimace_> check out this hot pr0n pic: http://www.livinglounge.com/images/freak2739772.jpg
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<sgamer> also if you open up a dcc chat to that ip try "/run /con/con" on them
<Utna> maybe even a hexidecimal editor for your more clandestine needs
<grimace_> yeah don't forget to set your buckey bits to the correct register
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<sgamer> now i'm going to go to my secret hacker chan to dump my bots
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<Utna> otherwise they will end up in the bit bucket :(
<grimace_> hehehe
<sgamer> ROFLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
<Utna> hehee
<sgamer> THATS A /run /con/con for ya!
<sgamer> he just lost windows
<sgamer> HAHAHAHA
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<grimace_> all your lamers...
<sgamer> if that doesnt work tell him to join #2,001 for more help
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<grimace_> oh wait thats lame now
* grimace_ 15 4 l33t f4r|<3r
<sgamer> yea, we gotta tell him he can get help in #2,001 for the updated patch to make /run /con/con work for him
<grimace_> that was funny
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<handyjoe> hey
<handyjoe> d035 4ny 0n3 h3r3 d3f4c3 w3b 5it35?
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<handyjoe> hey
<handyjoe> d0 u d3f4c3?
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<handyjoe> w3b p4g35?
<handyjoe> hey grimace
<grimace_> hey handy
<handyjoe> do u have icq or AIM?
<grimace_> heh
<grimace_> why?
<handyjoe> cause i want to learn how to d3f4c3 w3b 5it35
<handyjoe> do u know how?
<grimace_> yup
<handyjoe> plz help me out... 
<handyjoe> im new to it and wanna learn how
<grimace_> how much money ya got?
<handyjoe> and it would be easier to talk to u on icq or AIM or msn
<handyjoe> haha not alot... i dont have a job
<handyjoe> + im from canada and my money is worthless to u
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<grimace_> why would an im program be easier?
<grimace_> canadians are worthless to me
<handyjoe> haha.... real nice... will u please teach me how and then maybe we can start a team of d3f4c3R5
<grimace_> I don't know man, thats top secret haxxor magick shiat d00d3
<handyjoe> hehe... 
<handyjoe> c'mon d00d u gotta have icq or something we can talk on
<grimace_> aren't we talking now?
<handyjoe> yes.. but its easier to talk in a private chat and im not always in this chat server 
<grimace_> hey man I don't want to have cyber sex with you perv
<handyjoe> but im always on icq, AIM or msn 
<handyjoe> no man im not gay!
<handyjoe> i just wanna learn how to deface
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<grimace_> I told you, watch Silence of the Lambs to learn how to deface
<grimace_> it's a leet haxxor movie
<grimace_> better than Hackers
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<GeriatricWarrior> WTF
<GeriatricWarrior> I can't post
<GeriatricWarrior> It gives me an error
<handyjoe> ok but im sure u can help me more then a movie
<GeriatricWarrior> I could post before...
<handyjoe> dammit i wanna learn how to deface web sites
<grimace_> I don't know man, that movie's pretty leet
<farkeater> have you tried whiteout?
<handyjoe> have u ever defaced a site grimace?
<grimace_> GeriatricWarrior: can't post? lemme try
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<sgamer> NOONE HERE DEFACES GODDAMN WEBSITES
<grimace_> yup, lots
<sgamer> arrgh
<GeriatricWarrior> Post this for me
<GeriatricWarrior> http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1714605&a=13176265&p=49887303
<sgamer> i'm about tired of it
<sgamer> just go to google and search for hacker defacing texts
<sgamer> or something
<grimace_> ahhhhh
<GeriatricWarrior> Post it in the photoshop this
<handyjoe> ya see u tell me to do that but i dont even know the basics!
<sgamer> if you cant search google
<sgamer> you cant root a webserver
<sgamer> start small
<handyjoe> i can search google!
<grimace_> yeah, go fark a flagpole you queer
<farkeater> root
<GeriatricWarrior> I know how to post the pic... some sql error on the fark server is farking me up!
<sgamer> alright then why the hell are you asking us?
<sgamer> we aren't hackers
<handyjoe> but i have no clue how to use a defacing text??
* sgamer slaps handyjoe
<handyjoe> im asking how do i start
<handyjoe> step 1, step 2
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<farkeater> turn on your computer.
<handyjoe> i need someone to lead me through it
<sgamer> a defacing text is a textfile or document that tells you HOW TO GET STARTED
<sgamer> fark
* sgamer slams his fists on the table
<handyjoe> haha
<grimace_> sgamer: just kickban him
<sgamer> you should be able to learn on your own from documents all over the net
<handyjoe> if u guys arent hackers what are u? how do u know as much as u do?
<sgamer> i used to be a packet warrior, but thats beside the point :P
<sgamer> i know a lot because i've read all that shiat
<sgamer> but i could care less
<farkeater> A+ certification?
<grimace_> I read books
<grimace_> went to college
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<sgamer> all i want to do is play games and watch movies for free
<sgamer> thats it
<grimace_> I suggest you try that
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<eraserhed> you should have seen old jimmy wilson dance
<sgamer> college is good too
<Squinky> I can't stand it when people use 'u' and 'r'.
<grimace_> thank you Squinky